Freedom for Diplomacy: Braces

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Braces

Mashed potatoes, doesn't look appetizing, but
it was actually really good.

I got braces yesterday. Yeah, my mouth is now full of metal. I should have them for about 18 months, so most of my time here in Juarez. The only bad thing about it, besides the irritation on the inside of my lips, is that they put some bonding agent on two of my back molars so I literally cannot chew anything. So, yesterday for my new diet I made mashed potatoes with chicken and cheese. The chicken chunks were difficult to eat even though it was shredded chicken. I have a feeling that I'm going to lose a lot of weight because even what I can eat is slow eating.
I went shopping in El Paso today and was surprised to see a monster truck in the parking lot. It was definitely odd.

Monster truck, well, sort of

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