Freedom for Diplomacy: More Food Experiments

Sunday, September 25, 2011

More Food Experiments

My salad mush

This has been an interesting weekend for me, and not just because of the dance. The list of food that I can successfully eat is growing, slightly, but growing is better than shrinking, right? Especially since I've already lost around 5 lbs since I got my braces.
So here is the food I can eat: mashed potatoes, applesauce, peanut butter, stuffing, scrambled eggs, burritos (the one I had, was with eggs), and finally salad . . . but a really weird version of a salad. I used my food processor to chop the lettuce and some radishes, then added ranch dressing. It looked disgusting, but tasted ok. Well, it tasted ok in the beginning. The bottom of the bowl was gross, though. Anyway, I guess it is back to work tomorrow.

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